"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"
"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"
"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"
movements to restore the obvious power differentials? nah thats all silly stuff, im an egalitarian. see that CEO and homeless man? gave em both 10 bucks. equality is restored
- person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
- me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY